Comedy (good or bad, offensive or sensitive, well thought out bits or a drunken rant) comprises the main portion of my life. Add to that a handful of spices, a splash of Johnny Walker Black (Let's be honest, Clan Mcgregor), and a mountain of horrible/amazing decisions, and you get my life in a nutshell. But hey, that's most of America, right? No wonder the world loves us...ha.
Adulthood: where you cry while listening to Bruce Springsteen records because you don’t have a job or an apartment.
Maybe nobody will hire you because you actually like Bruce Springsteen and his rock and roll saxophone.
Kinda sounds like someone’s trashing The Boss, but I know that can’t be accurate because Bruce Springsteen is amazing.
- A lot of people died and maybe the wrong people survived.
- Yeah, but we saved the world, right?
- We did. You did.
- OK, so, on balance…
- Yeah, that’s how you think, isn’t it?