Comedy (good or bad, offensive or sensitive, well thought out bits or a drunken rant) comprises the main portion of my life. Add to that a handful of spices, a splash of Johnny Walker Black (Let's be honest, Clan Mcgregor), and a mountain of horrible/amazing decisions, and you get my life in a nutshell. But hey, that's most of America, right? No wonder the world loves us...ha.

In case you’ve never seen a sloth assault a cat before.

In case you’ve never seen a sloth assault a cat before.

S2E8 Take the Money and Run

This was one of my favorite scenes from season 2.

(Source: uneducatedbunny)

classytragedy:

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

This is beautiful

imnotdaredevil:

american horror story: my bank account

sunnyjacob:

puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

I need these

im-a-walking-paradox:

titytwochainz:

hip-hop dance crazes (2004-2013)

HOW YALL FORGET CRANK DAT MOVEMENT YALL FAKE AS HALE

lip gloss is definitely the weakest link here

…So that song wasn’t about lip gloss? Huh. Go figure.

(Source: asvpfentz)

happyjacq:

Once you know all the lyrics to La Vie Boheme you know that shit for LIFE.

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick