Comedy (good or bad, offensive or sensitive, well thought out bits or a drunken rant) comprises the main portion of my life. Add to that a handful of spices, a splash of Johnny Walker Black (Let's be honest, Clan Mcgregor), and a mountain of horrible/amazing decisions, and you get my life in a nutshell. But hey, that's most of America, right? No wonder the world loves us...ha.

Me: Let’s just bake out and listen to music.

Dan: Bake out? That is *not* what I thought you said.

Me: Hey, it’s 2014. It’s whatever.

tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]

As an adult who loves chocolate milk, it sometimes takes me a second to remember there’s alcohol in this.

As an adult who loves chocolate milk, it sometimes takes me a second to remember there’s alcohol in this.

loveandasandwich:

I drew a Whalermelon last night.  A goofy idea that’s been in my head for awhile.
Decided to put it, and these two other original illustrations up for grabs in my shop. :)

That Whalermelon is amazing.

(Source: algumacoisapop)

(Source: stacksbreadup)

I’m NO dinner lady….and I don’t often say that.

—The Doctor

Los del Rio - Macarena (Original Video) [HD]

Good Christ, this is awful. How did we LIKE this garbage?!

(Source: youtube.com)


Every time.

Every time.

The McPedro pillow I made a few years ago. One of three things I’ve ever sewn, and undoubtedly the best one. Jesus, I was proud of that pillow. (still am)

The McPedro pillow I made a few years ago. One of three things I’ve ever sewn, and undoubtedly the best one. Jesus, I was proud of that pillow. (still am)