Comedy (good or bad, offensive or sensitive, well thought out bits or a drunken rant) comprises the main portion of my life. Add to that a handful of spices, a splash of Johnny Walker Black (Let's be honest, Clan Mcgregor), and a mountain of horrible/amazing decisions, and you get my life in a nutshell. But hey, that's most of America, right? No wonder the world loves us...ha.
Me: Let’s just bake out and listen to music.
Dan: Bake out? That is *not* what I thought you said.
Me: Hey, it’s 2014. It’s whatever.
Los del Rio - Macarena (Original Video) [HD]
Good Christ, this is awful. How did we LIKE this garbage?!