Bad Jokes, Alcohol, & Progression: My Triforce
Comedy (good or bad, offensive or sensitive, well thought out bits or a drunken rant) comprises the main portion of my life. Add to that a handful of spices, a splash of Johnny Walker Black (Let's be honest, Clan Mcgregor), and a mountain of horrible/amazing decisions, and you get my life in a nutshell. But hey, that's most of America, right? No wonder the world loves us...ha.
Jack Donaghy: World’s most comforting man.
6 days ago - 
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7Leslie David Baker “2 Be Simple” Ft. N.U.M. (by 2BeSimpleLDB)
DID I STUTTER?! I WANT IT TO BE SIMPLE!
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8*Fudgsicle is misspelled on purpose because it’s funny when people say it that way.
I’m trying to remember how I’ve always said it, and I honestly can’t. I’m going to go with ‘Fudgicle’, because it does, indeed, sound funny.
(Source: mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar, via thefrogman)
| Americans: | YOU CAN'T SAY SWEAR WORDS ON TELEVISION OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU |
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| meanwhile in Norway: | welcome to the fucking news |
| meanwhile in the UK: | dick dick balls sex gay tea GAAAAYY I'm taking off my pants on live tv this is family tv!!! |
Sure you can! I do it all the time—it can be quite refreshing to call someone on their ridiculous bullshit.
(Source: shifftt, via blondeonblondes)
