Comedy (good or bad, offensive or sensitive, well thought out bits or a drunken rant) comprises the main portion of my life. Add to that a handful of spices, a splash of Johnny Walker Black (Let's be honest, Clan Mcgregor), and a mountain of horrible/amazing decisions, and you get my life in a nutshell. But hey, that's most of America, right? No wonder the world loves us...ha.

I wanna rig up a hookah gas mask.

Well, for the first time in four years, “the bottom drawer” isn’t “the bottom drawer” anymore.

Nothing can touch me as long as I keep moving fast

—Hunter S. Thompson/Sonic the Hedgehog (via fuxkfuxkfuxk)

songofages:

liamdryden:

the-final-companion:

doctorandroseinatardis:

cooltennant:

this scene was wild from start to finish

One of my favorites moments ever!

In the worst episode of all time.

didn’t this one have a blow job joke at the end though?

"In the worst episode of all time"

Nah, it wasn’t ‘Fear Her’

True Blood: Lackluster At Best. (Spoiler Free)

When it comes to a series finale, I want absolutes. I want to either 100% LOVE it (Warehouse 13), or 100% HATE it (Dexter) (Though I’d PREFER to not hate it). True Blood didn’t give me that. It was just there. It was blah. It didn’t deliver what a show I’ve given seven years of my life to should have delivered. I feel like I’ve wasted my time, and I’ve felt like that for YEARS regarding True Blood, but I was hoping you’d at least make me applaud this series (metaphorically speaking). Not at all.

When a man says “females” this is the kind of person we see.

winnebago-on-top-a-toboggan:

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I get and appreciate your point, but now all I wanna do is watch Deep Space Nine.

Most to Least to Get Shit Done

funastrology:

Capricorn
Taurus
Virgo
Cancer
Aries
Scorpio
Aquarius
Gemini
Pisces
Leo
Sagittarius
Libra

As a Capricorn, I’m here to tell you this is inaccurate as shit.

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Darren Wilson supporters are the literal worst. 

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

Hubert Cumberdale

did-you-kno:

There is a “salmon cannon” that helps the fish get upstream and over dams by safely launching them more than 100 feet into the air.  Source

I want a salmon cannon. Like, now.

did-you-kno:

There is a “salmon cannon” that helps the fish get upstream and over dams by safely launching them more than 100 feet into the air. Source

I want a salmon cannon. Like, now.