Comedy (good or bad, offensive or sensitive, well thought out bits or a drunken rant) comprises the main portion of my life. Add to that a handful of spices, a splash of Johnny Walker Black (Let's be honest, Clan Mcgregor), and a mountain of horrible/amazing decisions, and you get my life in a nutshell. But hey, that's most of America, right? No wonder the world loves us...ha.

Emma: Wanna go back to my place and watch Netflix?

Hook: …I don’t know what that is, but okay.

mamabraun:

IS THIS CUTE ENOUGH FOR YOU, MOM???

More like, “No, sweetie, be something from a *good* movie”

I want to be someone’s space dad.

I’m destined to be a swamp witch! Ima get me a Frankentate!

Jesus, I love live baseball

I forgot it’s still “stay off tumblr to avoid Doctor Who spoilers’ O’Clock

Other team defeated

Other team defeated

Kyle and lemaire killing it at BP

Kyle and lemaire killing it at BP

(Source: rhettandlink)