Comedy (good or bad, offensive or sensitive, well thought out bits or a drunken rant) comprises the main portion of my life. Add to that a handful of spices, a splash of Johnny Walker Black (Let's be honest, Clan Mcgregor), and a mountain of horrible/amazing decisions, and you get my life in a nutshell. But hey, that's most of America, right? No wonder the world loves us...ha.
Emma: Wanna go back to my place and watch Netflix?
Hook: …I don’t know what that is, but okay.
IS THIS CUTE ENOUGH FOR YOU, MOM???
More like, “No, sweetie, be something from a *good* movie”