Comedy (good or bad, offensive or sensitive, well thought out bits or a drunken rant) comprises the main portion of my life. Add to that a handful of spices, a splash of Johnny Walker Black (Let's be honest, Clan Mcgregor), and a mountain of horrible/amazing decisions, and you get my life in a nutshell. But hey, that's most of America, right? No wonder the world loves us...ha.
Well, for the first time in four years, “the bottom drawer” isn’t “the bottom drawer” anymore.
Nothing can touch me as long as I keep moving fast
Hunter S. Thompson/Sonic the Hedgehog (via fuxkfuxkfuxk)
this scene was wild from start to finish
One of my favorites moments ever!
In the worst episode of all time.
didn’t this one have a blow job joke at the end though?
"In the worst episode of all time"
Nah, it wasn’t ‘Fear Her’
When it comes to a series finale, I want absolutes. I want to either 100% LOVE it (Warehouse 13), or 100% HATE it (Dexter) (Though I’d PREFER to not hate it). True Blood didn’t give me that. It was just there. It was blah. It didn’t deliver what a show I’ve given seven years of my life to should have delivered. I feel like I’ve wasted my time, and I’ve felt like that for YEARS regarding True Blood, but I was hoping you’d at least make me applaud this series (metaphorically speaking). Not at all.
I get and appreciate your point, but now all I wanna do is watch Deep Space Nine.
i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about